What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

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Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

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Whats the difference between a Christian and a Muslim?

One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.

What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.

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What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

What was sonic's diet advice to mario?

Gotta go fast

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Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!