What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

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What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

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What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

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How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!

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How did Ramadan go?

It went by pretty FAST!

How is a Muslim at Ramadan like Sonic the Hedgehog?

They both gotta go fast.