What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

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Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

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What do you call a Muslim who's always late for everything?

9/12

What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles?

Mecca-nized infantry.

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

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How did Ramadan go?

It went by pretty FAST!

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!