What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

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Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

Why can't you trust girls?

because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

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What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

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What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

What do an anorexic person and Sonic the Hedgehog have in common?

They both gotta go fast.

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What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!