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What does Sonic say during Ramadan?

GOTTA GO FAST

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What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What do an anorexic person and Sonic the Hedgehog have in common?

They both gotta go fast.

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

How is a Muslim at Ramadan like Sonic the Hedgehog?

They both gotta go fast.

Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog?

IT DOESN'T MATTER"!***

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They both gotta go fast.