Sonic Jokes

What does Sonic say during Ramadan?

GOTTA GO FAST

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What do an anorexic person and Sonic the Hedgehog have in common?

They both gotta go fast.

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

How is a Muslim at Ramadan like Sonic the Hedgehog?

They both gotta go fast.

Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog?

IT DOESN'T MATTER"!***

You might also enjoy:

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's a gambler's favorite time of day?

10 to 1.

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Gin Jokes More Gin Jokes

What do you get if you drink too much Gin?

A double Gin

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

Blast Jokes More Blast Jokes

What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

What does puritan Mario do with witches?

BurnEm....BurnEmBurnEmBurnEm.

June Jokes More June Jokes

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.