June Jokes

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

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How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

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What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

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Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!

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How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

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What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

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How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

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How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

August Jokes More August Jokes

What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

What do you call a slow-learner born the beginning of August?

A leotard

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What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.