June Jokes

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

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How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

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How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What does a Muslim magician say before his trick?

Araba-cadabra

What does a Muslim cowboy shout on his horse?

Jee hawd!!!!!!!!!!

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How the hell did Caitlyn Jenner win women of the year?

She hasnt even been a women for a year yet.

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night ?

Your grandma's jaws

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

Lol Jokes More Lol Jokes

How do you LOL in N. Korea?

ROR! No one raugh in North Korea!

What even is that?

United States: Lol, we made it up.

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How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.