June Jokes

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

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How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

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Why do nice guys make good lovers?

They always finish last.

How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

What does a Muslim cowboy shout on his horse?

Jee hawd!!!!!!!!!!

August Jokes More August Jokes

What do you call a slow-learner born the beginning of August?

A leotard

What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

Nba Jokes More Nba Jokes

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The nba

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

Dismay Jokes More Dismay Jokes

What did the Calendar say to the Wall-clock the moment it became June 1st?

I am dismayed!"

What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.