June Jokes

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

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How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

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Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

April 2nd Jokes More April 2nd Jokes

How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

What did the Calendar say to the Wall-clock the moment it became June 1st?

I am dismayed!"

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

ian!

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why were the yearbook students expelled?

They shot the whole school.

How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.

July Jokes More July Jokes

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

What does a pirate light on the Fourth of July?

A m80.

August Jokes More August Jokes

What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

What do you call a slow-learner born the beginning of August?

A leotard