June Jokes

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

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How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

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Dismay Jokes More Dismay Jokes

What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.

What did the Calendar say to the Wall-clock the moment it became June 1st?

I am dismayed!"

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

Lol Jokes More Lol Jokes

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)

Get Jokes More Get Jokes

What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

What is the only difference between this year and last year?

A building in Dubai.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog