June Jokes

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

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How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

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How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

What happened to the american man who broke his leg?

He went... broke.

Get Jokes More Get Jokes

What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Consider Jokes More Consider Jokes

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.