Why do nice guys make good lovers?

They always finish last.

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Why can't blondes finish software updates?

They can never find the "any" key.

What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

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Who's the nicest guy at the hospital?

The ultrasound guy

What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!

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Why do nice guys make good lovers?

They always finish last.

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.