Why do nice guys make good lovers?

They always finish last.

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Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

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How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.

What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!

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Why do nice guys make good lovers?

They always finish last.

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.