Why do nice guys make good lovers?

They always finish last.

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What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

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How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.

Why do nice guys make good lovers?

They always finish last.

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Why do nice guys make good lovers?

They always finish last.

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.