The ultrasound guy
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A stand up guy
They always finish last.
The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!
4. Prophet.
Cause nice guys always finish last.
Getting ready for work
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"
A Chrysler
mourning wood
The car and the bus both have wheels.
Shoot the guy pushing it.
He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq
Follow the slime trail.
17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.
No, before that.
A Klondike Bar
Because they take a fence to that.
A matching one for the other side of the bed.
Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.
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