Nice Guy Jokes

Who's the nicest guy at the hospital?

The ultrasound guy

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What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

Why do nice guys make good lovers?

They always finish last.

What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.

Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

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What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

Beautiful Jokes More Beautiful Jokes

When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

What do you call a rapper who's feeling bitter?

NaClmore

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

Who was the first carpenter ever?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

Good Lover Jokes More Good Lover Jokes

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Why do nice guys make good lovers?

They always finish last.