Nice Guy Jokes

Who's the nicest guy at the hospital?

The ultrasound guy

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What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

Why do nice guys make good lovers?

They always finish last.

What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.

Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

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When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

Good Lover Jokes More Good Lover Jokes

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Why do nice guys make good lovers?

They always finish last.

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Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why does it take you forever to text me back?

3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about

What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter?

Owens can finish a race.

Rap Jokes More Rap Jokes

Why can't rappers rap about nice things?

YEAH GIRL I'm GOING TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHS AND ....... Give them to a homeless guy because he's cold

What do you call a girl that raps about women rights?

Feminem.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why are some flowers gangsta ?

Cause they carry pistils.

Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.