Nice Guy Jokes

Who's the nicest guy at the hospital?

The ultrasound guy

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What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

Why do nice guys make good lovers?

They always finish last.

What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.

Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

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What do you call a dinosaur that raps about life?

A philosorapper

How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

he raps his presents

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What do rappers like on their burritos?

Waka Flakamole I'll show myself out

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

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Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?

Because he wanted a tight seal.

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

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What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.

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How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

Why can't rappers rap about nice things?

YEAH GIRL I'm GOING TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHS AND ....... Give them to a homeless guy because he's cold

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What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ?

Because they can only count to 3.

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Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

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Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Why do nice guys make good lovers?

They always finish last.