Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

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How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

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How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

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Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida?

Cause they all go there to croak!

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What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.