Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

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How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

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Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

Why do girls travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

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Why is it better to be ashy?

cause it just means you spit more fire

What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay

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What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!

What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy