Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

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What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ?

Mercy !

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

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What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

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Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures?

Cause they don't use a filter.

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.