Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

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What do I have in common with Franz Kafka?

Neither of us have finished The Castle.

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

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Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

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How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

Why do natives hate snow?

Cause its white and its on their land.

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How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.

What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!