What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

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What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

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How often does an oriental farmer milk his cows?

Dairy

What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?

Cold cream!

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Who's there ! Bullet ! Bullet who ?

Bullet all the hay and now he's hungry !

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

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What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg