What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

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Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?

He wanted sweet and sour pork !

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

What is the golden rule for cows?

Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

Mitch Jokes More Mitch Jokes

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg