What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

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Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

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Why are you picking on me?

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What do you call a cow with five legs?

Rare.

What do cows get when they do all their chores?

Mooney.

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Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!"

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What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg