What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

De-calfinated!

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What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.