What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

De-calfinated!

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What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked?

Moo**lestation

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

De-calfinated!

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!