What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

De-calfinated!

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What do cows usually fly around in?

Helicowpters and Bulloons.

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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Who was bigger, the baby or his mom?

The baby, because he's a little Bigger.

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck