What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

De-calfinated!

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How often does an oriental farmer milk his cows?

Dairy

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

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What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.