What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

De-calfinated!

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What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

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What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!