What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.