What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

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Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

A: One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

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What do you call a guy who wears two condoms?

Justin Case

What happens when you put a condom inside another condom?

Conception

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What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

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How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did