Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

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What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

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What's worse than two babies in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

How did the truck get his girlfriend?

Pickup lines

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...

Rattle Jokes More Rattle Jokes

Why did the goal post get angry ?

Because the bar was rattled !

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck