Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

Rattle Jokes More Rattle Jokes

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

Why did the goal post get angry ?

Because the bar was rattled !