Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

What's the difference between a refreshing beverage and an angry dragon?

One hits the spot...

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Rattle Jokes More Rattle Jokes

Why did the goal post get angry ?

Because the bar was rattled !

Why is an old car like a baby playing?

Because it goes with a rattle.