It got hit by a truck
Littering.
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
Sea-sections
A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.
Ow! That megahertz!
Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.
Because they can only semi retire.
A: Lawn chair.
Because the bar was rattled !
Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !
