Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

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Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

How does a baby Wookie get around?

Ewoks

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What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

What do you call a dragqueen in a truck?

A Transporter

Rattle Jokes More Rattle Jokes

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

Why did the goal post get angry ?

Because the bar was rattled !