What did the bird say when it flew into the window?

Owl

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How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

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What do space aliens put on their windows?

A: Venutian blinds.

Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

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Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!