What did the bird say when it flew into the window?

Owl

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What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

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Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10 ?

They were trying to keep their german market.

Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

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What bird can lift the most?

A crane

What do you call two birds in love?

Tweethearts!