Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call it when someone steals your footrest?

Grand Theft Ottoman

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

Prisoner Jokes More Prisoner Jokes

What's the most unfortunate name a prisoner can have?

Neil.

What do you call a prisoner who's psychic,has dwarfism and escaped the prison?

A small medium at large!