Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland lol

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Prisoner Jokes More Prisoner Jokes

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?

A Kong - vict !

What did the executioner say to the prisoner?

Hang on a minute."