Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird?

A Doberman fincher!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

What is that white thing in my pork&beans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren & Stimpy

Prisoner Jokes More Prisoner Jokes

What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul

What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.