Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

What kind of bird is that?

Just look at that bird!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ?

She calls the flying squad !

Prisoner Jokes More Prisoner Jokes

What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul

What do you call a prisoner who's psychic,has dwarfism and escaped the prison?

A small medium at large!