What do you call a prisoner who's psychic,has dwarfism and escaped the prison?

A small medium at large!

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What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

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What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the Feds?

A small medium at large.

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What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

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What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar

Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.