Who is Bobby Long?

and why do all these reggae artists keep talking about wanting to burn him.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

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How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

What is headache ?

5 minutes talk to wife.