Who is Bobby Long?

and why do all these reggae artists keep talking about wanting to burn him.

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Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...

What do you call a Woolworths that burnt down?

Coles.

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Why is she so loud?

Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.