What is headache ?

5 minutes talk to wife.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade

What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

What is the best cure for a headache?

DECAPITATION!!!

5 Minute Jokes More 5 Minute Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles?

A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.