What is headache ?

5 minutes talk to wife.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Wilford Brimley say to his wife when he found out she was pregnant?

You have diafetus

Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

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What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!

How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

What is the best cure for a headache?

DECAPITATION!!!

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How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months?

A school application.