What is headache ?

5 minutes talk to wife.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why was the boat disobedient?

Nobody gave it a stern talking to.

When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

5 Minute Jokes More 5 Minute Jokes

Who's there ! Arbus ! Arbus who ?

Arbus leaves in 5 minutes

How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes