What is headache ?

5 minutes talk to wife.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade

Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.

Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

5 Minute Jokes More 5 Minute Jokes

Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl?

5 minutes