Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

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What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

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Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball?

A switch hitter.

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What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

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What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.

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What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

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Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

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What has 12 hands, 12 legs, and 12 eyes?

12 pirates.

What has 12 breasts and 24 teeth?

The night shift at Waffle House.

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What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.