Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

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Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

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What do you call a Greek philosopher who plays hard to get?

A socra-tease Made this one up myself. I'll be here all week

What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

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Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

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Why does superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well

What did Cindarella say when she got to the ball?

Gluk gluk gluk (say it out loud)

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

12 Jokes More 12 Jokes

What do you call it... What do you call it when a bus and a car are put together?

12 Casualties

Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

5 Minute Jokes More 5 Minute Jokes

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.