Where do ghost trains stop?

At devil crossings.

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How do you stop joint pain?

Turn it around.

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

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What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!