Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.
They don't.
To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.
Ask Jozsef Barsi.
She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement
NEED MORE GAINS
They needed better anchor management.
ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*
ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle
A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"
It was a high school.
Leave the dungeon door unlocked.
It was ground a few minutes ago.
Some adults like lawyers.
It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.