Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels?

A heroine addict.

Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.

What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

What do you mean I can't change the past?

logs on to Wikipedia*

Prom Jokes More Prom Jokes

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

Grind Jokes More Grind Jokes

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

Adult Jokes More Adult Jokes

Why is the Adults only store open 24hrs?

Because get off at different times.

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.