Where do people in Detroit get their groceries?

They don't.

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Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

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Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

Where do people in Detroit get their groceries?

They don't.

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Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Detroit."

What do you call Detroit's trash?

Detroitus