Where do people in Detroit get their groceries?

They don't.

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Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor?

It takes guts.

Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue."

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How does a ninja shop for groceries?

No one knows.

Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's

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What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.