What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

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What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.

What's the best thing about twenty eight year olds?

There's twenty of them.

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How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

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What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

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What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.