What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

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Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

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I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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They don't.

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They're used to disappointment.

What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.