What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

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What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

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What is a world series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

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Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

What do you call Detroit's trash?

Detroitus

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What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.