What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

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Whats the best thing about doing twenty four year olds?

Theres twenty four of them.

What is the best thing about duct tape?

It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.

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What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

Why are the bears such a bad football team?

Because when they were little, they were cubs. I'm so sorry

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What do you call Detroit's trash?

Detroitus

Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Detroit."

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What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.