Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field?

A farmer

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

Whats Fetty Wap's favorite restaurant?

Popeye's

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why do native american's hate snow?

Because it's white &amp on their land.

How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the police officer shoot himself in the face?

He had a black eye.

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.

Pennsylvania Jokes More Pennsylvania Jokes

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.