Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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Whats the difference between a Ginger and a Shoe ?

The shoe has a sole

Whats the most politically divided animal?

The polar bear.. I'll see myself out...

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What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist

What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans?

Being rescued by the Americans

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Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

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What products do you use for grooming?

she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

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What did the 3D Vector say after making a bad joke?

i j k

What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

Pennsylvania Jokes More Pennsylvania Jokes

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

How easy is it to stroll along on pies?

Well, it's no cakewalk.