Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

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Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

Whats an ex-iphone user's favorite cereal?

Apple Jacks

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What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?

100 pounds.

What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

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What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

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What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

Pennsylvania Jokes More Pennsylvania Jokes

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.