Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

S Jokes More S Jokes

How can your make 7 even?

Take away the "S"

Whats long and black?

The unemployment line

American Jokes More American Jokes

Which American president was not guilty?

Lincoln, he was in a cent

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan

Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face?

Because I told him a good joke.

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

Pennsylvania Jokes More Pennsylvania Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish..."

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What is a math teachers favorite dessert?

Pi(e)

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

la Mode