What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

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Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

Why is a violin difficult to play?

Because it is fiddly!

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Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.

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Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?

Because they kept saying "Bach, bach, bach"

Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.