What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

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What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An algorithm.

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

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Why did the doorman get a raise?

He was always out standing.

How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

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What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn