What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

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How does Dracula keep fit?

He plays batminton.

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

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When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.

Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

A: She couldn't raise enough dough.

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What was Mozart's first movement?

His bowels.

What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes