What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

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Why did people back in the day not accept left handed people?

Because it wasn't right. I'm sorry bye.

What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

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What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

A: Because he's Haydn!

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What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher?

Because he was Haydn.

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What is Beethoven doing right now?

Decomposing.

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing