What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

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Why are there no black cults?

Everyone drinks the kool-ade on the first day.

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

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What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader?

Amadeus Vult!

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What's Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-naaa!

Who's there ! Beethoven ! Beethoven who ?

Beethoven is too hot !

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What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

What does the calm zombie say to the agitated zombie?

Decompose yourself.