Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

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How do you catch a refrigerator?

Well then you better go catch it! Hahaaa

Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

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Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

Mainstream Jokes More Mainstream Jokes

Where does one drown a hipster?

In the mainstream.

Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream