Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

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What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

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Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.

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They all have white vans

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Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

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Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream