Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

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How do you catch digital fish?

With clickbait, of course!

What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

What do you call a women that catches fish?

Annette

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Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.