Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

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Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

How do you catch a WiFi?

With an ethernet!

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why do hipsters hate ice skating?

They could never do it before it was cool

What do hipster jokes and hipsters have in common?

None of them are original.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of fish will help you hear better ?

A herring aid !

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

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How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

How do you drown a hipster?

In the mainstream