Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

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What is faster hot or cold?

Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".

How do you catch a refrigerator?

Well then you better go catch it! Hahaaa

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How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

Why do hipsters never die?

Because everyone does that already.

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What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

What do you call a German grocery store that carries everything but fish?

Not Sea Food.

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Where did the hipster drown?

In the mainstream

Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream