Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

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Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big"

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Why don't hipsters live in Alaska?

Everything is cool there already.

Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

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What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.

What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

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How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

Where did the hipster drown?

In the mainstream