Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

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What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

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Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ( )

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

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How do fish get high?

Seaweed

What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women?

Tuna Fey.

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Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream

Where did the hipster drown?

In the mainstream