Mainstream Jokes

How do you drown a hipster?

In the mainstream

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Where does one drown a hipster?

In the mainstream.

Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

Where do hipsters drown?

the mainstream.

Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream

How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

Where did the hipster drown?

In the mainstream

Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream

Where will you never find a hipster fish?

The mainstream

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How do I get to the other side of the river?

The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What kind of fish is the worst friend?

The Sel-Fish

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you call an Irish woman who stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

How do Eskimo fleas stay warm?

A flea's blanket.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!