Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream

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Why don't hipsters shoot heroin?

It's too mainstream

Where do hipsters get their water?

From a well, actually.

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What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

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Where does one drown a hipster?

In the mainstream.

Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream