Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream

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Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

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Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

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Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

How do you drown a hipster?

In the mainstream