Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream

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Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream

Why did the Hipster burn his lip?

He drank coffee before it was cool.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

to the other side.

What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

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Where did the hipster drown?

In the mainstream

Where does one drown a hipster?

In the mainstream.