What did Matthew McConaughey have to say about the 2016 Oscar-winner's line-up?

All white, all white, all white!

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How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House?

All right, all right, all right..

What did Matthew McConaughey say when he saw this year's Oscar nominees?

All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...

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Who remembers the 2016 presidential race?

Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

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Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke?

Because he didn't get it.

What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.