What did Matthew McConaughey have to say about the 2016 Oscar-winner's line-up?

All white, all white, all white!

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What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House?

All right, all right, all right..

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What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

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What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

Because he finally got it