What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

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Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

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What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

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What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left?

Because women are right.