What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

Previous Random Joke Next

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

What if she drinks too much, or gets high?

Me: You really aren't my kid are you

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

What's a cat's second favorite food?

A: Spa-catti!

Michael Phelps Jokes More Michael Phelps Jokes

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

How amazing is Michael Phelps?

He's got like a Brazilian Medals.

Medale Jokes More Medale Jokes

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

Men Jokes More Men Jokes

Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left?

Because women are right.

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.