What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

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What is the difference between me and being artistic?

The second letter.

What's a cat's second favorite food?

A: Spa-catti!

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Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

Why does Michael Phelps make a good boyfriend?

He is a good breast-stroker.

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What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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What's a priest's favorite X-men?

A-Men.

What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men