What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

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What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.