What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

Why did the Trix bunny hand out eggs?

Chicks are for kids!

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Did you hear about the hungry clock?

It went back four seconds.

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Why does Michael Phelps make a good boyfriend?

He is a good breast-stroker.

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men

What's a priest's favorite X-men?

A-Men.