What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

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What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

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What does a fashionable criminal always make sure they have a lot of?

Accessories

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

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What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill

What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.

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Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.