What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

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What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.

Who's there ! Con ! Con who?

Con unhinged !

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What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

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What's the best thing about ISIS jokes?

The execution

What is the good thing about Alzheimer's disease?

That you get to meet new people everyday!

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What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.