What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

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Who's there ! Con ! Con who?

Con unhinged !

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

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Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.

Why did Lot leave his wife?

She became salty.

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What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion?

Well, the cross was a big plus

What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

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Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.