What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

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What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.

What's the opposite of pro?

Con. So what's the opposite of progress

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Why was the haunted mansion self conscious?

Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML.

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

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What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

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What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.