Who's there ! Con ! Con who?

Con unhinged !

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What's the opposite of pro?

Con. So what's the opposite of progress

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

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What do you call a psychiatric patient who is afraid of doors?

Unhinged

Who's there ! Con ! Con who?

Con unhinged !