Who's there ! Con ! Con who?

Con unhinged !

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What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

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What do you call a psychiatric patient who is afraid of doors?

Unhinged

Who's there ! Con ! Con who?

Con unhinged !