A snowfake.
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On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.
He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.
Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.
Con. So what's the opposite of progress
Con unhinged !
Because the cons outweighed the prose.
Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.
One's a pro, and one's a con.
A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes
She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.
One's a group of cunning runts...
To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.
Getting ready for work
A punchline
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.
A condescending condescending!
A nun falling down the stairs
Because they never get a reaction.
An acappellago
Because Oct31 = Dec25
Because he was on the nautilust.
They are both santa clauses.
A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !
