A snowfake.
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On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.
He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.
Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.
Con. So what's the opposite of progress
Con unhinged !
Because the cons outweighed the prose.
Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.
One's a pro, and one's a con.
A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."
There were Poles on the right half of the plane.
You have a broken finger!
Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently
Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
Frostbite
The chemist may frown.
My bike :(
Por flavor
Because he heard the snowblower was coming.
A condescending con descending.
A condescending con descending
Because it's harder to pick up.
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