Because he was Snowden.
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A peg leg.
A condescending condescending
A condescending con descending.
An apology.
The cloths hanger only solves one problem.
They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding
None. He "fell".
A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."
Be sharp or Be flat.
There were Poles on the right half of the plane.
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He brought the wrong carrion.
Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!
It was dynamite!"
The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."
It stares.
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.
Air conditioning.
Step one Step two Step three
Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane
A Brazilian dollars.
They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.
Because his peg leg made him go 'R'
The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.
Alaska
Because he had fever!
A red-eye
Thank you I'll just have a slither.
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
Oeuf!"
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.
Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.
Hang on a minute."
A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.
Pillow cases
Release it on TIDAL
A buck an ear.
