Red Eye Jokes

What do you call a mooner on the last overnight flight?

A red-eye

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Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!

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Taylor Swift Jokes More Taylor Swift Jokes

What do you call a fast clothes maker?

Taylor Swift! Made up by my nine year old :)

What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

How many dwarves does it take to paint a room red?

It depends how hard you throw then against the wall.

Fonz Jokes More Fonz Jokes

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

Fever Jokes More Fever Jokes

What do you give a dog with a fever?

A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

Love Story Jokes More Love Story Jokes

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.