Red Eye Jokes

What do you call a mooner on the last overnight flight?

A red-eye

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Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!

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How did the Fonz die?

Ayyyds

What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future?

The iPhone Ayyyye-t

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

What does the devil say to hell rejects?

Why don't you fork off

Taylor Swift Jokes More Taylor Swift Jokes

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

What does Taylor Swift say when going down a slide?

Weeeeeeeeeee, are never never never, getting back together.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

What do you call a chain of singing islands?

An acapellago.

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

How am I driving?

No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

Why do my eyes hurt?

Because I got eye lashes.