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Because he had fever!
He gives it a valenshine!
So he always hits the green when he's driving.
Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes
Omhmeo and Jouleiet
Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.
Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:
Recoil
I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.
He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."
In a choral coral corral
Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath
You put floss over his eyes.
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