Red Eye Jokes

What do you call a mooner on the last overnight flight?

A red-eye

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Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!

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Taylor Swift Jokes More Taylor Swift Jokes

What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying ! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG ! !" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

Love Story Jokes More Love Story Jokes

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why can't Jamaicans count to 10?

Because there's a *tree* in the way!

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a dear with no eyes?

A: No eye-deer.

What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

Fonz Jokes More Fonz Jokes

Where did the Fonz go for his drinking problem?

A-AAAAAAYYYYYYYY

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a baby Matt Damon?

A new-Bourne

Why was the baby in Africa crying?

It was having a mid-life crisis.