So he always hits the green when he's driving.
Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)
A convertible.
Because their wives are driving.
He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.
It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.
Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.
They both can be used to carry vegetables....
Because they can't carry themselves
Kermit's finger.
He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.
Don't worry they'll tell you.
When I'm weed you )
They won't ever hit anything.
Because she's dead.