Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

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Bang! (!)

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Han So-High"

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Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.