What do you get when you cross weed with weed?

You get high.

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What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

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Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.

Who is the only one that has smoked as much weed as Wiz Khalifa?

Wiz Khalifa's tapeworm.