What do you get when you cross weed with weed?

You get high.

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What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

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Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(