What do you get when you cross weed with weed?

You get high.

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Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

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What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!

What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!