What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ?

Bicycle petals !

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ?

A boa constructor !

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.