What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

Why can't you trust snakes ?

They speak with forked tongues !

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?

He was the skipper !