What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

What does the janitor say when he jumps out of the closet?

supplies!!!!!!!!!!

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

Why did the rope go to jail?

Because he was knotty