What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a hippopotamus?

A lickalottapuss.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What does the janitor say when he jumps out of the closet?

supplies!!!!!!!!!!

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

What do you call a kangaroo stowed away on the curiosity rover?

A Marsupial

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why did the rope get put in timeout?

Because he was very knotty.

Why did the rope go to jail?

Because he was knotty