What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food?

Explosive Diarrhea

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What kind of snake is good at math?

A: An adder.

What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

What do you call a group of kangaroos?

A Kangacrew

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...