What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

What do you call a snake that studies past events?

A HISSSSStorian.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!