What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the manic depressive cross the freeway?

To get to the *other side*

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise. :)

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

Why did the rope go to jail?

Because he was knotty