What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why Did The Black Guy Crossed The Road?

because... chicken.lel

Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

Why did the rope get put in timeout?

Because he was very knotty.