What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

Why the chicken cross the road .... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it?

Neither do I, I get the new york times

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

What did one snake say to another ?

Hiss off !

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why are black people so good at jumping?

As developing children their knee grows.

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

Who's there ! Caroline ! Caroline who ?

Caroline of rope with you !