What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

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What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?

A slippery customer.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

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What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

What does cows say when they want someone to move?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

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What do you call a kangaroo stowed away on the curiosity rover?

A Marsupial

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A mars-upial