What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

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What's the Russian word for Internet outage?

Internjet

Where do Russians stream movies from?

Nyetflix.

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How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

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Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House?

All right, all right, all right..

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Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

They're Meteor!

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)

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What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird