What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why is Russian the most dangerous language to learn?

Because it's Russki.

What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

Where is the most environmental friendly place on Earth?

r/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!

Mock Jokes More Mock Jokes

What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird

What's a bartender's favorite book?

Tequilla mocking bird.