What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

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What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

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What is the most faithful insect ?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !

What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ?

They 'turnip' their noses.

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How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

What do you call it when the Speaker of the House is angry?

A raging Boehner.

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What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth?

A Concussion.

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What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

What's a bartender's favorite book?

Tequilla mocking bird.