What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

House Jokes More House Jokes

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.

How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. The sockets all went with the house.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole?

The earth revolves around me.

Mock Jokes More Mock Jokes

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird