What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

What do you call a Russian, homophobic, golfer?

Vladimir Putting

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you say to an ugly person?

Anything you like, what are they going to do about it?

How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)

Mock Jokes More Mock Jokes

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!