Mock Jokes

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

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Who is jay?

and why are they always mocking him

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird

What's a bartender's favorite book?

Tequilla mocking bird.

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

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Why did everyone make fun of the economist's fetish?

He was into inflation.

Why do Jamaican chickens make fun of all the other chickens?

Because they're jerks.

Alcoholic Favorite Book Jokes More Alcoholic Favorite Book Jokes

What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird

What is an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Who's gonna be Batman?

leaves Earth*

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)

Host Jokes More Host Jokes

What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

Why should they have hosted the World Cup in a different country this year?

because a brazillian things could go wrong

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a group of people standing in the arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

Jay Jokes More Jay Jokes

What did Jay-Z call Beyonc before they were married?

Fiance

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they got married?

Feyonce