Mock Jokes

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

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Who is jay?

and why are they always mocking him

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird

What's a bartender's favorite book?

Tequilla mocking bird.

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

Tequila Mock Bird Jokes More Tequila Mock Bird Jokes

What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

Biggie Smalls Jokes More Biggie Smalls Jokes

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin?

One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom?

Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Reich Jokes More Reich Jokes

How do you get to Auschwitz from Berlin?

You have to take the Third Reich.

Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

Tequila Jokes More Tequila Jokes

What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What do mathematicians read for fun?

conics

Where do crows go to have fun?

a crowbar!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a business meeting and a battle ground?

Deadpeople

What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged