Mock Jokes

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

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Who is jay?

and why are they always mocking him

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird

What's a bartender's favorite book?

Tequilla mocking bird.

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

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What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

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Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

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What's difference between 10 dead babies and Lamborghini?

I don't have Lamborghini in my garrage

What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

Diner Jokes More Diner Jokes

What flavor shake did Marty McFly get in the diner during the first Back To the Future movie?

Parkinson's.

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Who's there ! Benny ! Bennny who ?

Benny thing happening !

Biggie Smalls Jokes More Biggie Smalls Jokes

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin?

One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom?

Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.

Tequila Jokes More Tequila Jokes

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

Why do Jamaican chickens make fun of all the other chickens?

Because they're jerks.

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.