Diner Jokes

What does a cyborg order at a diner?

A Cyborger

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What flavor shake did Marty McFly get in the diner during the first Back To the Future movie?

Parkinson's.

Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.