What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go inside a store without Robin

What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What times does the chinaman go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty

What do you call a dentist in the army ?

A drill sergeant !

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.