What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

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What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

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How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

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What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus

Why do dentists like potatoes?

Because they are so filling.

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When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.