What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

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Why should you date a Greek woman?

They don't like pulling out.

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What times does the chinaman go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty

What did the dentist see at the North Pole?

A molar bear

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.