You tape bread to the ceiling.
They both live off dead beetles
A rake.
I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.
A coconut!
It's more fun to break wind
It's stale, mate."
When your nose touches the ceiling !
You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.
He just couldn't tape it anymore..
An Ethiopian rave.