How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What is the world's fastest land animal?

The Ethiopian chicken

What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

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What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What looks just like half a loaf of bread?

Its other half.

What do you call a pompous piece of bread?

A braguette.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

What is black and stuck to the ceiling?

A crappy electrician

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

Ethiopian Rave Jokes More Ethiopian Rave Jokes

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.