How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

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Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

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How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

How many words does it take to start a car?

Forwards

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What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

What is it called when there is bread all over the place?

An abundance

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How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

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What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.

Why couldn't the cat speak?

A: The dog taped his mouth.

Ethiopian Rave Jokes More Ethiopian Rave Jokes

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.