How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !

Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread?

The middle yeast

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

Ethiopian Rave Jokes More Ethiopian Rave Jokes

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.