How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

What do you call a Ethiopian with gonorrhoea?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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What do bees say to psych themselves up at the start of their day?

Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!"

What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

Why do Rednecks love cheeseburgers?

Because they are in bread.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

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Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

Ethiopian Rave Jokes More Ethiopian Rave Jokes

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.