You tape bread to the ceiling.
He was having his mid life crisis!
Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)
He started counting then fell asleep.
Forwards
Weirdo.
An abundance
Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.
GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!
A running gag.
A: The dog taped his mouth.
An Ethiopian rave.