How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

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What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family?

Ending them.

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Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

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Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

What do you call it when your balls are in the street?

It's Cul de sac!

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Why Beyonce?

Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights...

What do you call an elf that sings?

A wrapper.

Audience Jokes More Audience Jokes

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

Why do golf commentators speak softly?

To not wake the audience.

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What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

New Year Jokes More New Year Jokes

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY

Mariah Carey Jokes More Mariah Carey Jokes

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs