How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

Previous Random Joke Next
Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?

Santa Claus hit in the balls!

How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

Audience Jokes More Audience Jokes

Why do golf commentators speak softly?

To not wake the audience.

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

Times Square Jokes More Times Square Jokes

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

New Year Jokes More New Year Jokes

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Mariah Carey Jokes More Mariah Carey Jokes

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey