How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

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What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What starts with an 'M', ends with 'arriage', and recently made me the happiest man alive?

Miscarriage

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

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How do you make a blind moan?

Kick him in the balls

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

A: Sparky.

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Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

What do you call a computer that sings?

A Dell

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What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

Times Square Jokes More Times Square Jokes

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

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Who's there ! Amory ! Amory who ?

Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year !

What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY

Mariah Carey Jokes More Mariah Carey Jokes

What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."