How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

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What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

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What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

Audience Jokes More Audience Jokes

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

How did you travel such a distance so fast?

I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.

Times Square Jokes More Times Square Jokes

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

New Year Jokes More New Year Jokes

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

Who's there ! Amory ! Amory who ?

Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year !

Mariah Carey Jokes More Mariah Carey Jokes

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey