How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

Why did the computer science student drop out?

He just couldn't hack it.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

Audience Jokes More Audience Jokes

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

Why do golf commentators speak softly?

To not wake the audience.

Times Square Jokes More Times Square Jokes

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

New Year Jokes More New Year Jokes

What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

Mariah Carey Jokes More Mariah Carey Jokes

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs