Who's there ! Amory ! Amory who ?

Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year !

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs?

Michael google.

Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

New Year Jokes More New Year Jokes

What's your New Year's resolution?

Mines is still 1920x1080, unfortunately.

What's my New Year resolution?

Well, I just got a Hi-Def TV, so it's 1920 X 1080i.