Who's there ! Amory ! Amory who ?

Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year !

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What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

New Year Jokes More New Year Jokes

What's your New Year's resolution?

Mines is still 1920x1080, unfortunately.

What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.