Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...

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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

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What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

What do you call someone who confuses Emma Stone and Mila Kunis in a movie?

A bad judge of character.

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What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

Ballroom Jokes More Ballroom Jokes

Why wouldn't the man dance?

His pants had no ballroom.

What do tight jeans and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom

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What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud?

Conversation

What do you think of my tweets?

Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.