Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What does Bill Cosby have in common with a Pokemon trainer?

He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.

Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What makes for a good first date?

NOT MOVIES

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

Pause Jokes More Pause Jokes

When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

Ballroom Jokes More Ballroom Jokes

What do a pair of briefs and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.

What's the similarity between designer jeans and cheaply made castles?

No ballroom

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

What's in a tweet?

That which you call your bowel movement, by any other tweet is still an odious hot mess.

What does a 500 pound parakeet say?

TWEET!!!