Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

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What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

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When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...

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What's the similarity between designer jeans and cheaply made castles?

No ballroom

What do a pair of briefs and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.

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Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them