What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

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What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

What does your Dad sell ?

Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.