He paws-ed it!
Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
Because the only constant is change.
Their owner.
A purr-rito
Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.
Because there's a clock on the stove.
I need to know what time to pick her up.
ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*
A: A paws!
To see who shot his "paw."
Ed. U. Cation!
Cz sheeran