What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

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Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson."

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

What did Edgar Allen Poe name his cat?

Poepurry

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What would one call a movie about meth addictions?

Need for speed.

What do you call an aggresive white guy that over-acts in a movie?

A salty cracker with cheese.

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.

Ed Jokes More Ed Jokes

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!