What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

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When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

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Why dogs are called K9?

Because cats are K10

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

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Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

What are a redneck's last two words before dying ?

WATCH THIS !

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What made you leave it?

well, the movie ended so

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

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What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

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Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!