What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

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Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

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Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

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Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

in a Dutch accent Not much Gouda

What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine?

Boaris Karloff.

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What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !

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What do dead and black people have in common?

Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed.

Why ed has no girlfriend?

Cz sheeran