What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

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Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

How are crayons like people?

The white ones are usually pretty pointless

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Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?

A cat-a-logue !

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Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

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What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

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What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.