What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

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What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with?

Downy.

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What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

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Why do dogs lick their balls ?

Because they can.

What do you do after you licked the softest and sweetest puss in the world?

You put it back in the crib.

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How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

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How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

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What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"