What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

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What do you call a person with memory problems telling a joke?

To get to the other side.

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

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Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

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What is the worst thing to happen to an anagrammer?

It is to get West Nile in the stew line.

What's the worst thing that could happen?

If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

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Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

Why didnt the illiterate man like my post on r/Jokes?

He's never Reddit.

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What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?

Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)

Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit