What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

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What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

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What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

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What's the worst thing you can do in the name of cupidity?

Going to Thailand with your own children

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

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What do you call a black guy at college?

A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.

What do you call a noisy Chinese dog?

How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)

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Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

How do I submit a joke?

Do I hand my life in