What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

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What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

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What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.

Who serves the toilet?

The buuttt-lerrr!

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What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

What's the worst thing that could happen to an r/joke/ subscriber?

faint

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What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!

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How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.