Leave a plunger in the toilet!
You'll have two if you leave your girlfriend's underwear in my car one more time!
Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!
To boldly go where no man has been before !
It was a No. 2.
You have to start off by being an amateur alligator wrestler.
You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!
A cataract
Hello, ladies."
With a plunger.
